...when your husband greets you in the morning with the tender look in his eyes, and says: "Will you come Nair my back?"
I love you, too, honey.
Sunday, February 05, 2006
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6 comments:
LOL!
That is definitely love. I waxed Mr. MFBA once and he has not let me touch his back since.
JF says "I'm a gorilla in a human suit." He just can't stand all that hair. I tell him to be glad he has it at all -- his dad went bald at age 28.
Would he wax? Nair is so very stinky. The waxing makes the hair grow back less thickly is a pretty convincing argument . . . .
But, hair is nice too. I'm sure he's sexy as is.
Oh, I like a hairy back! Which is perhaps weird, since I work so hard to remove all traces of body hair from myself...
He can't stand it! I don't mind, but he can't stand the feel of it, rubbing against his shirt.
Nair is very stinky, be he's not going the waxing route. He says he'll put up with the stink before he'll got for the pain. I don't much blame him. I only shave after I puncture the cat when she rubs up against my legs.
I hear ya. I'm married to a human chia pet myself. No Nair for him though, he prefers to shed on the bathroom floor.
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