I try not to make New Year's resolutions, simply because I am lazy, and it seems too much like setting myself up for certain failure. But, against my better judgement, I actually (privately) made some resolutions that I was going to try my hardest to make come to fruition.
Number one was: Try to get more exercise.
Two was: Try to eat healthier.
Three was: Weed out 99/100's of the cursing in my vocabulary.
It comes as no surprise to anyone who knows me fairly well that number three has already bit the el big-o wiener-o. The reason for polluting my airspace with harsh invective? Scads and scads of the Secret Santa bunch have not only *gotten* their gifts, but got to open them as well! I'm still gift-less. (Mumble, grumble....@#$#%#......)
I guess I'll have to go and break resolution number two and eat some chocolate to console myself....
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