The title sentence is mine, obviously...
Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama
What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- in my car
2 --------- on your car
3 ----------- in a hole
4 ----------- under your bed
5 ----------- riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- in line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want!
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!
5 comments:
Offspring's is: I kicked my best friend's boyfriend sliding down a hill because Big Bird said to, and he's my leader.
JF's is: I karate chopped my science teacher in your bathroom because I'm a Ninja!
i smelled a surfer in an elevator, because i'm awesome.
I karate chopped my science teacher because Big Bid said to and he's my leader.
I karate chopped a spoon in line at the bank because I'm a ninja! (wearing a floral-print top)
I had lunch with a snowman in a hole because Big Bird said to and he's my leader!
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