Just an update to tell you all that I am, in fact, still alive. I have been off on a journey, scaling Mount Washeteria (also known as the evil piles of laundry in my laundry room, complete with snow-capped peaks). If I do not return by July, please send out the Saint Bernard's. Instead of whiskey, though -- please send hot chocolate.
Oh, and watch out for avalanches below.
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