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Yeah, that one was good. JF is partial to one of the Jeopardy! SNL spoofs where "Keanu Reeves" was supposed to write down *anything* for the Final Jeopardy answer, and he got it wrong. That, and the Jeopardy with "Sean Connery" --"Suck it, Trebek!"
We're also partial to Frankenstein's "Bread gooood! Fire baaaad!" and Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer --"Now, I'm just a simple caveman...."
The "Jeopardy" bits were some of the best. The final Jeopardy answer "write down a number between 1 and 5" and Burt Reynolds wrote "threeve".
Also with on the Jeopardy skits, the answer was from the category "Things that rhyme with dog" and was "It's been a hard days night, I should be sleeping like a ______"
"Burt Reynolds": chinese whore
About 8 questions later "John Travolta" rings in and says: "Chinese whore doesn't rhyme with dog"
Trebek: Yes, that's why he got it wrong..
Loved those bits...
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