Saturday, June 24, 2006

What Bumper Sticker Should Be On Your Car?

As seen at Inner Dorothy, what should the sticky stuff on your bumper say about you?

Your Bumper Sticker Should Be

I've made smarter things than you by eating fiber


Angry Pregnant Lawyer said...

Hahahaha. That's awesome. Mostly because it reminds me of that mid-'80s SNL bit where Hartman is playing Sinatra on "The Sinatra Group" and says to Billy Idol (played by Sting): "I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool!"

KLee said...

Yeah, that one was good. JF is partial to one of the Jeopardy! SNL spoofs where "Keanu Reeves" was supposed to write down *anything* for the Final Jeopardy answer, and he got it wrong. That, and the Jeopardy with "Sean Connery" --"Suck it, Trebek!"

We're also partial to Frankenstein's "Bread gooood! Fire baaaad!" and Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer --"Now, I'm just a simple caveman...."

JuggingFreak said...

The "Jeopardy" bits were some of the best. The final Jeopardy answer "write down a number between 1 and 5" and Burt Reynolds wrote "threeve".

Also with on the Jeopardy skits, the answer was from the category "Things that rhyme with dog" and was "It's been a hard days night, I should be sleeping like a ______"

"Burt Reynolds": chinese whore

About 8 questions later "John Travolta" rings in and says: "Chinese whore doesn't rhyme with dog"

Trebek: Yes, that's why he got it wrong..

Loved those bits...